National Pork Board

Wolf: Welcome to Wolf & Associates Advertising.
Pig 1: Mr. Wolf, we desperately need an advertising campaign. Oink.
Pig 2: Yes! Oink, Oink! To change our image.
Pig 3: Something spectacular, with music from “Chankira” and Porky Martin.
Wolf: OK, OK! But…
Pig 1: They are calling us swine, hogs…
Pig 2: and even pigs.
Pig 3: But we are ‘U.S. Pork.’
Pig 2: Our meat is tender.
Pig 3: And juicy.
Pig 1: We’re an excellent source of protein.
Pig 2: And delicious also.
Wolf: So pork is good and part of a healthful diet.
Pig 1: Here’s the proof.
Wolf: Pork is a delicious alternative: National Board studies show that roasted pork tenderloin, for example, has similar calories and cholesterol to a skinless roasted chicken breast.
Chorus: Pork is good! Pork is good!
Wolf: Now let’s taste the product. MMMM…
Chorus: Save yourselves…OINK, OINK, OINK!
Anncr: U.S. Pork Quality. This is a message from America’s pork producers. Pork is good.